Libraries
A librarian was helping a pregnant lady check out books. The librarian asked the pregnant lady when she was due. The pregnant lady said that her baby doesn't belong to the library.
Like:
Related Puns
😄Bank TellerDavid22 May 2019Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.→😄BooksDavid23 August 2020Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.→😄LibraryDavid18 December 2018Why didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.→😄That PersonDavid21 September 2017That person is booking it for the library!→😄Anti-GravityDavid31 July 2018It's impossible to put this book on anti-gravity down.→😄Art DealerDavid8 March 2021How can art dealers afford their rent? With Monet.→😄Baby showersDavid3 February 2020My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.→😄BooksDavid7 May 2019I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.→😄CashiersDavid18 August 2018The cashier at my favorite grocery store is always checking me out.→😄DuckDavid21 March 2017The duck added the drinks to his bill.→😄GardenDavid21 April 2020I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...→😄LandlordsDavid27 November 2020My landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.→