work
Puns about work.
Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.Bomb SquadI got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.Trash CollectorI got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.ShoesI used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.ActorsWhy do actors love their job so much? It's all play.Math TextbooksWhy was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.ConstructionI'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.MoneyMy friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.CowsWhy don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.Financial AdvisorI thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.KeyboardsI got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.StatuesGoing out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.WindowBeing in the window repair business can be pane-full.FuneralsWorking in the funeral industry is a dying business.BakerIf you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.PilotI tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.BodybuilderI attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.ElectricianI found a passion working as an electrician, which was shocking.ComedianThey all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!ClairvoyantI got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!MirrorsUnsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.HistorianI used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.SurgeonI got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.DoctorI tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.