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Hundreds of puns, each one annotated so you can see exactly where the wordplay turns — and classified by how it works. Browse, search, groan.
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Sad treesWhy was the weeping willow so close to the side of the road? It needed a shoulder to cry on.Working on the wallDoing construction work on walls used to be so freeing but I had to quit, I was feeling cornered.Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.A webpage walks into a barA web page walks into pub and sees a bunch of web browsers sitting at the bar. The web page walks up and asks "Hey you want to take a load of this?".…Fridge DoorYou should always knock first on the fridge door. Just in case you see the salad dressing.3d BurgerI created a fake hamburger in a 3d program. It looked amazing, probably because of all of the rendered fat.KingThe previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.CursiveI started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.OrigamiI used to have a job making origami but the company folded