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Hundreds of puns, each one annotated so you can see exactly where the wordplay turns — and classified by how it works. Browse, search, groan.
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Avid BowlerMy athletic friend's an avid bowler. I love that he's into pottery.Birthday CardsAfter my dad read his 50th birthday card, he stopped and said "just one would have been enough".Sad treesWhy was the weeping willow so close to the side of the road? It needed a shoulder to cry on.Working on the wallDoing construction work on walls used to be so freeing but I had to quit, I was feeling cornered.Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.A webpage walks into a barA web page walks into pub and sees a bunch of web browsers sitting at the bar. The web page walks up and asks "Hey you want to take a load of this?".…Fridge DoorYou should always knock first on the fridge door. Just in case you see the salad dressing.3d BurgerI created a fake hamburger in a 3d program. It looked amazing, probably because of all of the rendered fat.KingThe previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.