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Sad treesWhy was the weeping willow so close to the side of the road? It needed a shoulder to cry on.GhostWhat kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.ExorcismIf you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?Haunted HomesWhy did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.CowsWhat do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.BeeWhat kind of bees make milk? Boobees.BeeWhat do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.CowWhat do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.LegosDid you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!BloodWhat blood type results in grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.Fence PostsWhy aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.GasWhat gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.NoseWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!CatsWhy do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.BagelWhat kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!HearingWhat do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.BunnyWhy do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.Karl MarxWhy did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.LawyerWhat should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.Art DealerHow can art dealers afford their rent? With Monet.FarmersWhy do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.ComputerWhat computer is really good at singing? A Dell.Fortune TellersWhere's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.