wordplay
Puns about wordplay.
Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.CursiveI started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.TwinsI have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.Waffle CarsMy waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.Water BedHow do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.WeedWhy do weed smokers smoke on ladders? That's how they can get a higher high.WindowBeing in the window repair business can be pane-full.AcidWhat do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.UrineUrine is gender fluid.ZooI went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."Pirated CornHow much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.WandersWhy were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.AccoladesIf you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.Walt Disney"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."Under the SeaHow can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.Wedding CakesThe guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.