wordplay
Puns about wordplay.
Avid BowlerMy athletic friend's an avid bowler. I love that he's into pottery.Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.CursiveI started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.Steak PunsGood puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.Fence PostsWhy aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.TwinsI have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.Speed BumpsI was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.Waffle CarsMy waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.AlligatorsHow do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.Water BedHow do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.Financial AdvisorI thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.ThesaurusWhat does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.WeedWhy do weed smokers smoke on ladders? That's how they can get a higher high.WindowBeing in the window repair business can be pane-full.TimeSomeone finally told me my first 4th dimension joke today. It was about time.AcidWhat do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.TailorI tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.GroundI used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.SportsIt is striking the similarities between baseball and bowling.SundialsSundials can only be used by male children. If female children used them they'd be called daughterdials.