Alcohol
Puns about alcohol.
BeersThe baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?BeerWhat do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.VodkaSomeone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.Sober ghostWhat did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!