bar
Puns about bar.
A webpage walks into a barA web page walks into pub and sees a bunch of web browsers sitting at the bar. The web page walks up and asks "Hey you want to take a load of this?".…SQLA SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"PhonesMy terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.RomanA Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."TermiteA termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"StringA string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset…PubMy computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.ProtonA proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positi…NeutronA neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."Past, Present, FutureThe past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.