bartender
Puns about bartender.
RomanA Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."TermiteA termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"StringA string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset…ProtonA proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positi…NeutronA neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."