Boat
Puns about boat.
PetsI have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.BoatsWhy do boats float? They give into pier pressure.BeerWhat do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.Sick BoatsWhere does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.House BoatsMy best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.CigarettesTwo guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.BoatsI started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!