bread
Puns about bread.
CatsWhy do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.GlutenPeople with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.BakerIf you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.BreadA friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."ZooI went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."BreadWhy is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.Gluten FreeBecoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still…