building
Puns about building.
Home BuildingI saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.LandlordsMy landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.CloudsHow do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.Cheese FactoryAn explosion at the cheese factory bleu up everything. De brie was everywhere. The cause was due to the old building. It was destroyed fromage. Shred…PisaThe Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.House BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.Construction WorkerA person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.SquaresI tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.