buy
Puns about buy.
Home BuildingI saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.CabinetsI'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.GhostsWhere do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.Smoke ShopI went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.Piano storesWhy do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!Pirated CornHow much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.