cake
Puns about cake.
CakesI practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.HeavenWhat do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.PancakeWhy did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.Teddy BearWhy doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.Cake CandlesWhy did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.Peter PanWhat kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake. Get this on a greeting card!Wedding CakesThe guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.CakedI tried eating my birthday dessert, but I got it all over me. I was caked.