cat
Puns about cat.
CatsWhy do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.DogsWhy can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!LionsWhy can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.CatsWhy are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.CatsWhy does nobody believe lazy cats? Because they're liars.Shaved CatWe shaved the cat yesterday. He's fur-ious.Read the contractThe cat made me sign the contract in blood. The proof is in the second claws! Should have read the tail end before hand.Not WellThe cat didn't feel well after falling from the window. She's feline down.CommunicationThe animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.ConfusionThe crowd was confused by what the cat was doing. The cat then pawsed to explain it.Kid NappedA girl's cat kidnapped her. It just whisker away.Cats pileWhat do you call a pile of cats? A meowton.Neutered CatIf you neuter a cat, will it no longer have fur balls?