charge
Puns about charge.
BatteryI recharged a battery I found in the garbage. It was re-volting.LaptopsThe army of laptops were all plugged in and ready to charge.Dead BatteriesI only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.ProtonA proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positi…NeutronA neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."