chemistry
Puns about chemistry.
ChemistsChemists are great problem solvers because they always have solutions.PotassiumDo you know what the reaction sounds like when potassium comes into contact with oxygen? OK.O-ChemOrganic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.SodiumI was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.ChemistsWhat happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.AcidWhat do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.Cost of GasI can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!AtomsDon't trust atoms, they make up everything.ProtonA proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positi…NeutronA neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."Gold ThiefWhat do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.