children
Puns about children.
WiresMy kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.ParentsWhat super power do parents have? Supervision.SundialsSundials can only be used by male children. If female children used them they'd be called daughterdials.Mom and DadI thought becoming a father would be easy, but without children it was not apparent.DucksWhy don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.