clean
Puns about clean.
Hand SanitizerWith all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.Baby showersMy friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.MoneyWhy were the thieves putting their stolen cash with their dirty clothes at the laundry cleaners? They thought that's how you launder money.PoopingAfter a strenuous poop, I was wiped.VacuumThis half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.