cold
Puns about cold.
SnowmanWhat happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.PainterWhat does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.RanksWhat rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.ColdWhat do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.Flu shotWhen you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."Ice creamWhy is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.HipstersWhy did the hipster burn their lip while drinking tea? They drank it before it was cool.PeppersPicture of 2 peppers dressed up in winter attire. Captioned: "Chili Peppers". Source: http://www.gocomics.com/four-eyes/2013/11/25#.UpR_k6IAPJw.tumblr