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Puns about cook.
3d BurgerI created a fake hamburger in a 3d program. It looked amazing, probably because of all of the rendered fat.Steak PunsGood puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.GasWhat gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.Pork RoastWhen I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.CookingI was a member of a top secret cooking society until I spilled the beans.CatsWhy are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.BakerIf you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.BonesIf you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.BBQHave you ever tried cooking your meat over a nice, hot lava pit? I lava good BBQ.Fish PreparationI'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!TortillasI didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.