cooking
Puns about cooking.
Steak PunsGood puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.CookingI was a member of a top secret cooking society until I spilled the beans.PansWhat's the biggest pan in the world? Japan.StocksI an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.TurkeyWhat's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"BBQHave you ever tried cooking your meat over a nice, hot lava pit? I lava good BBQ.Fish PreparationI'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!TortillasI didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.