cow
Puns about cow.
CowsWhat do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.CowWhat do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.CowsWhy don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.CowWhat do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!Deja MooDeja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull beforeHouse BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.Cow MusicianWhat do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.Singing CowsWhat key do cows sing? Beef flat.CowA cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.CowboyIf you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?Steak v2For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.