dead
Puns about dead.
GhostWhat kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.Soccer PlayersI heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.GhostsWhy can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.SkeletonsWhy don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.TombstoneWhat is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.FuneralsWorking in the funeral industry is a dying business.Dead ToadWhen a toad dies, it croaks.MurderBeing murdered is a deadly act.Dead BatteriesI only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.