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Puns about die.
Food ColoringI accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.ChemistsWhat happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.PrimeDying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.BaconSmoking kills. Bacon kills. Smoking bacon cures it.Dead ToadWhen a toad dies, it croaks.Bleach BlondesWe call bleach blondes suicide blondes. Dyed by their own hands.CemeteriesCemeteries are really popular right now. People are dying to get into them.It's to die forHave you ever tried an apple pie made with poison apples? It's to die for!