dirt
Puns about dirt.
DirtWhat do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.ChemistsWhat happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.GardenI suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...GroundI used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.