disney
Puns about disney.
Captain HookWhere does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.Peter PanWhat kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake. Get this on a greeting card!Mulan"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?" "I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"Walt Disney"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."CastlesWhat do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.Ariel's FatherWhat did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.Under the SeaHow can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.A whole new worldWho was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.Music GenreWhat is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.Simba #3What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.MonstersWhat does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.Simba #2Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.PinocchioYou think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.SimbaWhy did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.