doctor
Puns about doctor.
DoctorI used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.Skin SpotsMy doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.DoctorsA doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.CookieWhy did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.OwlWhat's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.DoctorsWhy do doctors like hitting patients' knees? They get a real quick out of it.SurgeonI got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.DoctorI tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.Sick BoatsWhere does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.