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BeersThe baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.BaristaA barista was wearing a face mask while making my drink. I asked "Where'd you find face masks? They're all sold out." The barista replied, "This is a…DrinkingWhere do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.HipstersWhy did the hipster burn their lip while drinking tea? They drank it before it was cool.VodkaSomeone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.SodaI got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.CoffeeCoffee isn't my cup of tea. Get this on a mugThirstWhere would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaRoot beerIf you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?TeaDoes drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?DuckThe duck added the drinks to his bill.