drinks
Puns about drinks.
BaristaA barista was wearing a face mask while making my drink. I asked "Where'd you find face masks? They're all sold out." The barista replied, "This is a…DrinkingWhere do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.HipstersWhy did the hipster burn their lip while drinking tea? They drank it before it was cool.VodkaSomeone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.SodaI got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.ThirstWhere would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaTeaDoes drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?DuckThe duck added the drinks to his bill.