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Puns about eat.
CatsWhy do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.FriendsMy friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.AstronautsWhen do astronauts eat? At launch time!ClocksWhat does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.LionsWhy can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.ThesaurusWhat does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.SteaksWhy don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.LeftoversI don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.RocksWhy do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.RunnersWhat do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.Eating UtensilsAn eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.Uncle SamWhat is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!TermiteA termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"CannibalWhat is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.Giant WhalesHow do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.Space RocksWhy was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.Cake CandlesWhy did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.Peter PanWhat kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake. Get this on a greeting card!Eating a PencilI ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.Time ConsumingI had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.