fire
Puns about fire.
Helium FactoryI fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.GasWhat gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.ShoesI used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.Uncle SamWhat is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!GunsI was asked if I wanted to try firing a shotgun. I guess I'll give it a shot.FeathersWhy did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.