Fired
Puns about fired.
OptometristI used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.Helium FactoryI fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.Bomb SquadI got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.ShoesI used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.KeyboardsI got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.PilotI tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.ClairvoyantI got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!SurgeonI got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.MechanicI got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.BankI got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.CalendarI got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.Orange juiceI got canned from the orange juice factory because I wouldn't concentrate.