free
Puns about free.
Home BuildingI saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.GuitarFree guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.BeesI went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.IndependenceWhen I moved out into my own apartment, I hung up a copy of the US Constitution. I call it my declaration of independence.Dead BatteriesI only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.Gluten FreeBecoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still…