friend
Puns about friend.
LanceI don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.RichI have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.FriendsMy friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.TrampolinesI wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.UpholsteryMy friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.MoneyMy friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.GhostsWhy can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.MountaineerDon't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.House BoatsMy best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.CamouflageMy friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.ElephantMy friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".Pencil TheftMy friend stole my pencil. A line was drawn that day.