Ghost
Puns about ghost.
GhostWhat kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.ExorcismIf you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?Haunted HomesWhy did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.GhostsWhere do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.GhostsWhy are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.GhostsWhy can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.Sober ghostWhat did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!