halloween
Puns about halloween.
ExorcismIf you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?PumpkinHow do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!PumpkinsWhy is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.GhostsWhere do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.GhostsWhy are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.GhostsWhy can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.SkeletonsWhy don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.