loaf
Puns about loaf.
CatsWhy do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.BreadA friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."ZooI went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."BreadWhy is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.