long
Puns about long.
A webpage walks into a barA web page walks into pub and sees a bunch of web browsers sitting at the bar. The web page walks up and asks "Hey you want to take a load of this?".…NoseWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!SleepWhat's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.BooksDo you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.BooksI prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.FeetI knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.