math
Puns about math.
Math TextbooksWhy was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.SmarterWhich is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.TrianglesWhy are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.TelekineticMy friend was using their telekinetic powers to do math on an abacus. They offered me a turn but I declined. It's the thought that counts.IrelandIf the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.PrimeDying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.NegativeIs it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!ColdWhat do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.InventingInventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.SquaresI tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.Square RootI'm afraid of calculating the square root of 2. It's an irrational fear.ShapesMy teacher taught us hexagons today. I reported them because they were too edgy.Root beerIf you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?StatisticsThey say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.Being Number 1Being number 1 is odd.SnakesPicture of snakes on a 3D math plane. Source: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/3504429824/h1A501969/