measure
Puns about measure.
KingThe previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.NoseWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!SleepWhat's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.KitchenTo argue against a fact, I used a ruler in my kitchen as a counter measure.