music
Puns about music.
DrumsI like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.FarmersWhy do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.Vinyl RecordsI prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.TurkeyWhat's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"Black Eyed PeasWhat did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist? 🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵MusicWhat's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.RecordsRecords are groovy.BalloonsWhat's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.PianoWhat happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.BeethovenWhy doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"Cow MusicianWhat do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.Singing CowsWhat key do cows sing? Beef flat.PianistWhat's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.StoneI carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.MusicShe fashioned a music note out of a pebble. It became rock music.Music GenreWhat is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.WeldingWhat's a welder's favorite music genre to listen to? Heavy metal.