number
Puns about number.
SnacksI made my own potato chips in the shapes of 1, 2, and 3. It required me to crunch the numbers.RomanA Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."Poop JokesPoop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.Mulan"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?" "I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"Being Number 1Being number 1 is odd.Eating a PencilI ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.