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SunshineA day without sunshine is like, dark.FeathersWhy did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.LampThe wise guy thought he'd fix things by turning on the lamp without a bulb. It wasn't very bright.TeaDoes drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?BeerWhy do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.Head in the SandA coworker said that you can't have a growth mindset if you stick your head in the sand. I simply told him that you can't grow if you don't have your…DumpsterIf a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.Dirty dancingIf two pigs start dirty dancing, is it called pork grind?Invention of the WheelDid you know that the wheel used to be square? Then they started cutting corners on production.