paint
Puns about paint.
Red PaintI dumped a bucket of red paint on someone I thought was wearing a fur jacket. They weren't. I really mis-red the situation.PainterWhat does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.PaintersWhy is painting a dangerous hobby? You have a lot of strokes.ArtistsIn the old west, artists would get in fights and settle them by seeing who could paint a gun first. I guess the winner was the one who drew a weapon…