pirate
Puns about pirate.
PiesA pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.Pirated CornHow much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.Pirates and MidgetsWhat did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!Steering WheelI saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"