royalty
Puns about royalty.
KingThe previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.RoyaltyWhat does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"Royal ToiletThe toilet in the poker addicted queen's bathroom has a deck of cards. There's always a royal flush. Get this pun on a shirt!