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King
David
18 January 2024
The previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.
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Sleep
David
29 November 2020
What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.
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Kitchen
David
22 September 2017
To argue against a fact, I used a ruler in my kitchen as a counter measure.
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