sad
Puns about sad.
Feeling DownOne day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.Pork RoastWhen I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.LandlordsMy landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.LuggageI told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.StatuesGoing out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.LampIf someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.