sea
Puns about sea.
ShrimpWhat is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!CoralWhen coral gets stressed out, they die. Their most stressing topic? Current events, though it comes in waves.Fish PreparationI'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!Under the SeaHow can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.DumpsterIf a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.AssemblyWhy are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.Sea LifeWhat sea life doesn't help others? I'll give you a hint, they're crabby, and they're shellfish.MermaidsMermaids wear Sea-shells because b-shells are too small.