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Puns about see.
OptometristI used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.GhostsWhy are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.JavaWhy wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.ClairvoyantI got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!MirrorsUnsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.OptometristBeing unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.Cross Eyed PeopleWhy do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.Solar EnergyI imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.Not for TouchingDon't touch your eyes, they're only for looking.